Women's Drama

Don't let it control you when you can control it

If you’ve ever wondered why you can’t go anywhere without encountering some sort of drama in your life — be it at work or with friends — you might want to take a good look at the people you’re dealing with, especially if a majority of them are women.

Women need drama; if they don’t have it, they will make it. They’ll use anything they can — something you said, something you did, a joke you made, a witty remark, a preference you proclaimed, a certain behavior they act like they don’t like — just to get that indignation, that rush of drama they so desperately need in their life. This is why reality tv got so goddamn popular and allowed Kim Kardashian to afford a Brazilian Butt Lift. It’s their way of staying away from stagnation, breaking the pattern of a mundane existence.

This is especially true now that women have become the men they want. Getting up early, commuting to work, and sitting in a well air conditioned office space for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week. It all bores them to tears. And you can be anything to a woman but boring.