Women Are Never Single
My friend allowed me to write about his situation for educational purposes. So that’s exactly what I’m going to do.
My buddy Watson had been dating a girl for over 3 years but they were going through a rough patch. They ended up going back and forth but ultimately decided to end it. Not soon after he ended it, he decided to come visit me here in Georgia, but of course not before his now ex blew up his phone accusing him of going sarging for girls here.
It was nice of her to think of us as such womanizers, but that didn’t stop him from flying over. Funnily enough she had her vacation planned right at the same time he had. Fortunately she went to Portugal. But something happened when Watson came back. Not a few days later he gets the news that she already had a new boyfriend. And he and I couldn’t help but say: women, am I right?
None of it really came as a surprise. Sure, it stings, but anyone who’s ever spent time with women knows a very simple and basic truth about them: They can’t be single. And often are the very perpetrators of what they accuse you of doing.
Today I’ll be focusing on women never being single. Or at least not being capable of it and what it means for you.